"Rob's oeuvre is a singular, iconic vision. He's the voice of a generation. My generation."

"That guy can paint damn near anything. Blue shrimp, yellow shrimp, green shrimp, purple shrimp, shrimp in pastels, shrimp in watercolor, shrimp in oils, you name it. His talent is boundless."

"It's no surprise Mr. Henry is popular among the decadent coastal elite and "intellectuals." His so-called "art" is a clear and present danger that imperils the very existence of our once great nation."

"I don't know what everybody sees in this guy, he doesn't even know how to shoot a gun!"

"A three-star prospect projected to go in the late third round. Rob's a real gamer: quick enough, a rocket arm, but needs to work on his coachability and pocket presence."

"I don't know why he has to paint everybody naked. I think he should paint people's pets, people will buy that."